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The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.  ~Jerry M. Wright



Youth is a disease from which we all recover.  ~Dorothy Fulheim



The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.  ~Lucille Ball




A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun.  Enjoy the trip.  ~Author Unknown




He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.  ~Clarence Budington Kelland



Youth is a wonderful thing.  What a crime to waste it on children.  ~George Bernard Shaw




When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.  But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.  ~Author unknown, commonly attributed to Mark Twain but no evidence has yet been found for this (Thanks, Garson O'Toole!)



It kills you to see them grow up.  But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.  ~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

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Father! - to God himself we cannot give a holier name.  ~William Wordsworth

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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened.  It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.  ~Mark Twain
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.  But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.  ~Author unknown, commonly attributed to Mark Twain but no evidence has yet been found for this (Thanks, Garson O'Toole!)
May you live to be a hundred yearsWith one extra year to repent.~Author Unknown

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Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year:  The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.  ~Menachem Mendel Schneerson