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Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.  ~Author Unknown



Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.  ~Don Marquis



Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.  ~Don Marquis




A father carries pictures where his money used to be.  ~Author Unknown




I'm sixty years of age.  That's 16 Celsius.  ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997



Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicament.  But a child does owe his father a debt, if Dad, having gotten him into this peck of trouble, takes off his coat and buckles down to the job of showing his son how best to crash through it.  ~Clarence Budington Kelland




I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.  ~Author Unknown



First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.  ~Branch Rickey

Popular funnyman and University of Southern California graduate Will Ferrell

Will Ferrell As the son of Righteous Brothers musician Lee Ferrell,

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Will Ferrell had a string of box-office hits in his hip pocket and the kind

Will Ferrell

A father carries pictures where his money used to be.  ~Author Unknown

on the hit NBC sitcom tonight, but Will Ferrell is the next to be hired!

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The movie "Elf," a 2003 comedy starring Will Ferrell as a human who is

Will Ferrell And Wife Welcome Baby Boy

Will Ferrell's production company is called “Gary Sanchez” and he once threw

Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat.  Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound.  Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together.  Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.  ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968
There is still no cure for the common birthday.  ~John Glenn
Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes.  ~Gloria Naylor

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Will Ferrell's been named one of the most overpaid actors in H-wood.

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Popular funnyman and University of Southern California graduate Will Ferrell

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.  ~Truman Capote