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Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.  ~Jennifer Yane



The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.  ~Lucille Ball



Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.  ~Bill Cosby




Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.  ~Herbert Asquith




May you live to be a hundred yearsWith one extra year to repent.~Author Unknown



Sherman made the terrible discovery that men make about their fathers sooner or later... that the man before him was not an aging father but a boy, a boy much like himself, a boy who grew up and had a child of his own and, as best he could, out of a sense of duty and, perhaps love, adopted a role called Being a Father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a Protector, who would keep a lid on all the chaotic and catastrophic possibilities of life.  ~Tom Wolfe, The Bonfire of the Vanities




The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.  ~Jerry M. Wright



Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.  ~Bob Hope

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  • Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age.  Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.  ~Tom Wilson

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  • Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year:  The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.  ~Menachem Mendel Schneerson
    Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.  ~Dan Bennett
    Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.  ~Truman Capote

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